Mugshot Freestyle - The Northern Boys Remix

(Woof)
(Woof)
(Omelette du fromage)
(Woof)

Sink a gallon of gin, it's been a long day
Top speed, ripping the roads up in the wrong lane
Hop, skip and a jump out the dump truck
Headbutt cracking your chest, make you concave (Woof)
I got the vision of a hill troll
Eyes in the back it my head, baggin' the Bilbo
Catapult another rock from my swamp hut
If he doesn't divvy the packet, give him the steel toe (Woof)

I got your mother blowing on me bagpipe
She been rockin' my boat 'til I capsize
Gotta go, my cab's on the way
So I leave with a wink from the tip of me Jap's eye (Woof)
Wassup? What's the deal, my brother?
You don't wanna meet the steel, my brother
Let a kidda know that we shoot no porno
We're gangbanging for real, my brother (Woof)

Midnight under moonlight in me trench coat
Got me sixth sense setting in real quick
Backflip off the roof, grip the gutter pipe
Butterfly kick you in your dick, that's some real shit (Woof)
Drunk driver, trash can diver
I can make a shiv from a twig, Macgyver
Swig K cider, can't cum inside her
I don't want another damn kid to provide for (Woof)

I'm an acorn, I'm an hard nut
I ain't the kind of tree you wanna bark up
I'll splash you with a puddle when I park up
Y'ask for a smoke, I'll say no, then I'll spark up (Woof)
So what's good, bro?
Your girlfriend's tits make my wood grow
Got packs in the walls of me white house
Think I won't war but I will, son, Woodrow (Woof)

Big Bird, sesame, big minge energy
Rat-ta-ta-ta-tah, that's a nine-mil melody (Woof)
Your mum's on benefits, your dad's gone mad off o' cannabis
You buy Gucci, but you ain't that glamorous
You're a vegan, I bet you're a vegan
You don't want beef, bitch, I do, and I've just eaten (Woof)
Hiding, you'll get an hiding
I'll drag you out the shit little four-door
Volkswagen Golf you've been driving (Woof)