My New Weapon

I got another little gooner toon for the people
Because Cortana is dead
And I miss her
I miss her bad

Cortana, I miss you
Cortana, I wanted you
Cortana, I had to replace you
You put on a pair of clothes and shoes
And you were getting railed by some brutes

You were not gonna do
Because you were not you
When you were not super fucking hot

You let the big worm dude
Put all of his tentacles in you
But what about me?

Also, you blew up like an entire planet
That's gotta be genocide or something
Like seriously, what the fuck?
And you blew up bloody Australia mate

So I thought
"I need a weapon"

I...
I got a girl
She's blue
She's blue like you
And I...
I got a girl
She isn't you
But she's thick too
I got a new weapon

There may not be as much rule 34
But there's just as much about her to adore
That's why I'll use the suit to jack me off

You...
You're gone
But I...
I got The Weapon in a thong
Hell yeah

Cortana, I miss you
Cortana, I wanted you
Cortana, I had to replace you
I'm gonna reclaim that ass, and start anew

'Cause I...
I got a girl
She's blue
She's blue like you
Without you
It's not the same in this place
On this ring
I want to put a ring on you
And I wish
Your big titties
I wish I had 'em in my face
Ain't that a disgrace?

Sincerely, John
John Halo, Sierra 117, The Master Chief