The Trial
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Hey y'all, it's Darius again
I been crying, my toaster remind me of my women
You live and learn, it just kind of burns
It don't feel great, but it's to late. I...
I had sex with a toaster
Motherfucker rode me
It was riding me like a roller coaster
Man, sometimes you gotta do, what you gotta do
But I don't know
Probably shouldn't've fucked the outlet too
Shit...
I do miss my family
I wish I could've got them back
It's genuine brother
But, whatever
Fuck 'em
Two kids and a wife
That's three skidmarks on my life
They had no right
To get up off their ass and runaway in daylight
They just kept saying shit like
"You can't just keep killing people, it's not alright."
But whatever
I ain't never done nothing wrong
That's what I'm telling you right now in this song
Like come on
You kill a couple guys in Pennsylvania
And the damn liberals are all over you
Like what the fuck is going on?
Man, I been through everything
I'm like sisyphus, except I just got syphilis
Man, some guy back in Oklahoma
Made fun of my Toyota Tacoma
So I went
*bing*
Beat that rat with a baseball bat
Knocked his lights out
Said, "nighty night"
Close fight
I do wonder if maybe I should stop killing people
My KD's gotta like, gotta be like 7 at this point
Nah
My wife left me for some other hick named Limon
But it turns out he was my inside man
He was trying to catch her the act
That's why I had to hit her with the old .40 tact'
I killed my wife in case y'all were wondering
But, like I said, you gotta do what you gotta do
And hey, she was trying to play you
Well, that's-that's what I tell myself at least
I-I, she was
She was trying to get behind my back or something
Uh, I don't know
I just, listen
She deserved it, I swear
Your honor, please. Come on
Come on, please your Honor
You-you know I didn't do anything wrong
If she deserved, she deserved it
There's no good reason to send me to prison
Come on
I got Limon over here
He's my good buddy, he's the police
He knows a thing or two about law
He, he knows I'm in the right here
Come on
Hey, hey
Stop, stop
Hey, what are you doing?
Hey, hey, hey!
Hey!
I am Shakespeare in the flesh
Walt Disney
Nike
Hey y'all, it's Darius again
I been crying, my toaster remind me of my women
You live and learn, it just kind of burns
It don't feel great, but it's to late. I...
I had sex with a toaster
Motherfucker rode me
It was riding me like a roller coaster
Man, sometimes you gotta do, what you gotta do
But I don't know
Probably shouldn't've fucked the outlet too
Shit...
I do miss my family
I wish I could've got them back
It's genuine brother
But, whatever
Fuck 'em
Two kids and a wife
That's three skidmarks on my life
They had no right
To get up off their ass and runaway in daylight
They just kept saying shit like
"You can't just keep killing people, it's not alright."
But whatever
I ain't never done nothing wrong
That's what I'm telling you right now in this song
Like come on
You kill a couple guys in Pennsylvania
And the damn liberals are all over you
Like what the fuck is going on?
Man, I been through everything
I'm like sisyphus, except I just got syphilis
Man, some guy back in Oklahoma
Made fun of my Toyota Tacoma
So I went
*bing*
Beat that rat with a baseball bat
Knocked his lights out
Said, "nighty night"
Close fight
I do wonder if maybe I should stop killing people
My KD's gotta like, gotta be like 7 at this point
Nah
My wife left me for some other hick named Limon
But it turns out he was my inside man
He was trying to catch her the act
That's why I had to hit her with the old .40 tact'
I killed my wife in case y'all were wondering
But, like I said, you gotta do what you gotta do
And hey, she was trying to play you
Well, that's-that's what I tell myself at least
I-I, she was
She was trying to get behind my back or something
Uh, I don't know
I just, listen
She deserved it, I swear
Your honor, please. Come on
Come on, please your Honor
You-you know I didn't do anything wrong
If she deserved, she deserved it
There's no good reason to send me to prison
Come on
I got Limon over here
He's my good buddy, he's the police
He knows a thing or two about law
He, he knows I'm in the right here
Come on
Hey, hey
Stop, stop
Hey, what are you doing?
Hey, hey, hey!
Hey!
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Writer(s): Joshua Lee
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