Naughty Mommy Christmas

It's almost midnight Christmas Eve
I'm still awake cause I can't sleep
Excited. Nervous. Filled with glee
Wonder what Santa has for me
Hear a noise come from outside
My bedroom door. Could it be time?
Is Santa here? I think I might
Try to see him with my own eyes
Open up my bedroom door
And quietly crawl upon the floor
Wonder what Santa has in store
But what I saw I wasn't ready for
What I saw it made me pause
It was traumatic you see because
What I saw, it was really odd
I saw mommy kiss Santa Claus

I saw Santa
And he was being naughty
I saw Santa
He was kissing my mom
I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus
I saw mommy
With Santa being naughty
I saw mommy
With hands on Santa's body
I saw mommy
What would my daddy say?
I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus
On Christmas Day

Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen
Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen
Even Rudolph knows she trippin
Tryin to turn me into the Grinch and
Tiny Tim can't tell the difference
'Tween her and Scrooge that Charles Dickens
Why would Santa pay her a visit
When we all know she's naughty listed
Not Home Alone, Macaulay Culkin
Kissed Bad Santa, Billy Bob Thronton
Christmas Nightmare, like Tim Burton
So cold hearted, Frosty the Snowman
Best watch out, She best not cry
She best not pout. When I tell my
Dear dad about, her tongue inside
Of Santa's mouth, on Christmas night

I saw Santa
And he was being naughty
I saw Santa
He was kissing my mom
I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus
I saw mommy
With Santa being naughty
I saw mommy
With hands on Santa's body
I saw mommy
What would my daddy say?
I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus
On Christmas Day

I thought mom was in love you see
But caught her acting lustfully
With Santa it disgusted me
But now who will get custody
When mom and dad get divorced
What will I do if I am forced
To stay with mom and have to board
A flying sleigh and move up north
Looks like soon I'll have to tell
My dear father a fond farewell
North Pole is where I will dwell
With my step siblings, all these elves
Wait hold on, mom noticed me
And Santa turned around slowly
And his identity was showed to me
My mom kissed dad, that's still gross to me

I saw daddy
And he was dressed like Santa
I saw daddy
He was kissing my mom
I saw mommy kissing Daddy Claus
I saw mommy
With Daddy being naughty
I saw mommy
With hands on daddy's body
I saw mommy
Well what would Santa say
I saw mommy kissing Daddy Claus
On Christmas Day



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