Wild Long Lie

As he rails one again
And turns to me and says
'Imagine Boris in 'ere in full police gear tonight'
He said, 'It's tougher sentences that's what they're tryin'
'But we seen how that went down stateside it didn't fly'

It's that time of the year again
When your past comes home
And everybody you've ever known wants it large
Jimmy's in my ear again with a motor mouth
God, I love the kid but we need to slow it down, whoa

Back to the bathroom
Back to the call for another wild long lie
Back to the kitchen
Sprawled on the floor for another wild long lie
And I'll tell it all night

Everybody's dying for their turn
To pull out anecdotes fraught with bloody lies
And I've gone quiet 'cause my heart
Is still choking up from a love I tore apart
Oh, I've got so much pain here, yet so much love
But it's drowning every inch of my soul
So I go

Back to the bathroom
I'll line you up for another wild long lie
Back to the kitchen
Sprawled on the floor for another wild long lie
Back to the bathroom
I'll line 'em up for another wild long lie
Back to the kitchen
Sprawled on the floor for another wild long lie
And I'll tell it all night

I think I need to leave this town
I think I need to leave this town
I think I need to leave this town
Before I go down
I think I need to leave this town
Before I go down

Back to the bathroom
I'll line you up for another wild long lie
Back to the kitchen
Sprawled on the floor for another wild long lie
Back to the bathroom
I'll line 'em up for another wild long lie
Back to the kitchen
Sprawled on the floor for another wild long lie
And I'll tell it all night

Now tell me