Santa Vs. Satan

I will tell you a tale, that is often untold
It's about old Saint Nick when he's in the North Pole
You may think in the summer Santa sits around waiting
But you could not be more wrong
You will find in this song
Santa's battling Satan

Satan was a scary guy he lived inside of hell
Santa was a jolly man who'd always ring the bell
The stories said they both wear red
But Satan wanted Santa dead
One faithful day he tried to take him down

Satan threw a left hook but then Santa dodged the punch
And Santa said "You sure you want this? I'll eat you for lunch!"
He smirked like he was having fun
Then pulled out his candy cane gun
And Aimed the barrel right at Satan's crown

The devil smiled bigger
When Santa pulled the trigger
Santa's smart but Satan's quick
And Santa had fallen for Lucifer's trick

Satan had replaced Santa's candy cane gun with a real candy cane
Therefore, it didn't shoot because it was a candy cane

Now that Satan had all the power
He climbed up in his Satan Tower
Satan shot a fireball out of his butt
Melted all the snow and hit Santa in the gut
He watched and laughed as Santa fell
"I'm gonna turn the North Pole into hell!"
Santa please get off your knees we need you to be well

Oh
Oh
He got up! (fight!)

(*Gasp!*)
(You better watch out)
(He missed!)
(You better not cry)
(You better not pout)

If you hoped for an ending then I'm sorry to say
That the fight rages on, it's still happening today
So say thank you to Santa for keeping us safe
Protecting naughty and nice
He's fighting fire with ice
Santa Claus
Vs. The Devil