Midlife Crisis

I feel my life has been blown off course
I've got an urge to go and buy a Porsche
The life mundane just leaves me cold
Being boring ain't a part of being old

And there's always days like these
When life gets you down and brings you to your knees

This is not a midlife crisis (this is my)
I just need my vices (need my vice)
Is this really what life is (is this life)
It's not a midlife crisis
Oh no

I think i need to go and sail some boats
Drinking milk from organic goats
Domestic strife always ensues
When I wear my alligator shoes

And there's always days like these
When life gets you down and brings you to your knees

This is not a midlife crisis (this is my)
I just need my vices (need my vice)
Is this really what life is (is this life)
It's not a midlife crisis
Oh no

And there's always days like these
When life gets you down and brings you to your knees

This is not a midlife crisis (this is my)
I just need my vices (need my vice)
Is this really what life is (is this life)
It's not a midlife crisis
Oh no

Vintage cars and record decks don't make up for a lack of sex

Vintage cars and record decks don't make up for a lack of sex

Vintage cars and record decks don't make up for a lack of sex

Vintage cars and record decks don't make up for a lack of sex

And there's always days like these
When life gets you down and brings you to your knees

This is not a midlife crisis (this is my)
I just need my vices (need my vice)
Is this really what life is (is this life)
It's not a midlife crisis
Oh no



Credits
Writer(s): Matt Ball
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