Bird Was Cheap

Me sit down
Food look good
Uncle start
Me knew he would
Here it come
Me know sign
"Turkey cost
Arm plus spine!"

"Listen here,
It's a scam!
Stores just rob
With outstretched hand!
Back in day,
Bird was cheap-
Now it's half
My rent this week!"

Pulls out his phone
Charts all red
"Look at this,
Can't even afford bread!
Who run store?
Who make rules?
Who take cash?
Think we fools!"

"Listen here,
It's a scam!
Stores just rob
With outstretched hand!
Back in day,
Bird was cheap-
Now it's half
My rent this week!"

Ten years back
Bird cost dime!"
Uncle scoffs,
"Whole thing's a crime."
Foreign farms
Take our land!
We must fight
Make our stand!"

Dad play dead
Mom start shout
Dog more wise
Just blackout
Wifey text me
'Neath the plate
"Save yourself
Before too late!"

"Listen here,
It's a scam!
Stores just rob
With outstretched hand!
Back in day,
Bird was cheap-
Now it's half
My rent this week!"

"Listen here,
It's a scam!
Stores just rob
With outstretched hand!
Back in day,
Bird was cheap-
Now it's half
My rent this week!"

Three hours pass
Still he rave
'Bout who run
Big food cave
Save me now
From brain pain
Next year me
Fake migraine