Whooped

I was out on the town on a Saturday night
When she screamed by me like a flash of light
She was moving to the beat of a different drum
It was all I could take
When she slammed on the brakes
And she asked me where I was from

Bily, now baby play by my rules
I'm the teacher, you're the kid in school
I said oh' yea - I said oh' yea
Take my body control my mind
It's just a matter of time before the bitch is mine
I'm a rock n roll singer, wrapped around her finger
She's a real dead ringer for love
I'm a dog in heat, gonna' kiss her feet
Like a kitten being beat. I'm pussy whooped

I was sitting in a bar a little past midnight
She slithered on other, can I have a bite
She was talking from the booze
Inside of her head
This is gonna' be a breeze, huh' check please
I got some Tylenol beside of my bed

Bily, now darlin' I need a little cash
Love don't come cheap, and neither does my ass
I said oh' yea - I said oh' yea
Take my love, you can take my soul
Shut the door before you go
I'm a heavy metal god with a double digit rod
She uses her bod for love
I break my back to get you in the sack
Like a cat getting smacked. I'm pussy whooped

See I - I know the ways to all of you
Trading your pleasures for something new
Wants it all - a little ain't enough
Life is a game, so why don't you live it up

I was prowling the night like a wolf in heat
Howling at the moon - stark craving mad
She blames her scar on love
I stalk my prey to serve my needs
It will be the best you've ever had
But a little just ain't enough

Bily, now sugar
Don't you look down on me
I said it's so damn hard
When you're down on your knees
I said oh' yea, - I said Oh' yea
Take my cash, you can take my shirt
Don't touch the heart or you'll get hurt
I'm a one night stand with a weapon in my hand
I'm gunning for your love
Gonna' make it stick, every time you lick
Like a feline being kicked - I'm pussy whooped

One last chance to skip the romance
The tiger in my pants. I'm pussy whooped
Pussy whooped
Hail the USA WHOOPED