Vegans
Kangaroos live far away
The small ones are called wallabies
The mid-sized species they are referred to as wallaroos
They are vegans but they don't
Like this word because they don't
Want to look like hipsters
They were always like that
Never ate meat
Even when it wasn't cool
If they don't listen to you
Then maybe they just don't like you
Their hearing is excellent
But kangaroos don't
Like your chit-chat
They think you are a twat
They live in Australia only
But they're never lonely
There are many millions of them
They fight like van damme
They are laid back
They love lying around
They are chilling all day
Cuz it's hot
Kangaroos get
All their stuff done at night
When it's less bloody hot
"business time"
Kangaroos like to fight
Quickly then it's alright
And they're back once again
Chilling more
The small ones are called wallabies
The mid-sized species they are referred to as wallaroos
They are vegans but they don't
Like this word because they don't
Want to look like hipsters
They were always like that
Never ate meat
Even when it wasn't cool
If they don't listen to you
Then maybe they just don't like you
Their hearing is excellent
But kangaroos don't
Like your chit-chat
They think you are a twat
They live in Australia only
But they're never lonely
There are many millions of them
They fight like van damme
They are laid back
They love lying around
They are chilling all day
Cuz it's hot
Kangaroos get
All their stuff done at night
When it's less bloody hot
"business time"
Kangaroos like to fight
Quickly then it's alright
And they're back once again
Chilling more
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Writer(s): Roman Gabriel
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