FazMash Takes The L

FazMash sits down in his game
Another day, same old pain
Hatching eggs, he's feeling bold
But every time, it's comedy gold
He clicks the button, hope in his eyes
But the R-N-G, it always lies
No huge pets, not a single prize
Just a bunch of L's, no surprise

Fazmash, my friend, he takes the L
No huge pets, Just garbage to sell
He's hatching away, but it's all bad news
Fazmash, my friend, You got the Pet Sim Blues

The chat's all buzzing,Come on, you'll get it
But every hatch, it's the same old regret
He sees Doc pullin' those shiny beasts
But his luck's as dry as a desert feast
He's tried all the tricks, all the secret spots
But the R-N-G lucks, they're only thoughts
Maybe tomorrow, perhaps he'll peek
But as for right now, his dice are weak

Fazmash, my friend, he takes the L
No huge pets, Just garbage to sell
He's hatching away, but it's all bad news
Fazmash, my friend, You got the Pet Sim Blues

He dreams of the day he'll crack that code
With a Titanic pet, he'll finally unload
But until then, he's stuck on the grind
Praying for luck, with a huge in mind

Fazmash, my friend, he takes the L
No huge pets, Just garbage to sell
He's hatching away, but it's all bad news
Fazmash, my friend, You got the Pet Sim Blues

So keep on clicking, keep rolling that dice
One day soon, it'll finally suffice
But As for now he sings with a grin
Preston you win, but I'll be back again