Sh*t Freestyle #1 (F*ck)

F*ck, I need to find another f*cking reason not to give a f*ck
Every single chick I meet makes me wanna give it up
Slide it in slow
Like hello, do you wanna go out sometime? (Oh hell no!)
F*ck!
She doesn't wanna date
So I give her no play (Ew)
Like she gives me no
"Hey, after school, let's f*ck" (What?)
I think she's a 10, but all the boys disagree
They just wanna f*ck, or something gross, f*ck
(That's f*cking nasty!)
I'm drunk, let's f*ck
Let's get so f*cked up
That we go to the bar (Okay)
They don't give us back our keys
So f*ck that sh*t (I'm not 21 though)
We'll call a taxi
And roll back home
And f*cking walk home
It's like only, like, 10 miles or so
So we can just talk, or something (That's a f*cking long walk)
I'll f*ckin' protect you
You'll f*ckin' be on my side
My guide
My f*ckin' ride or die
So let's, go (That's kinda cute though)
Back to the f*ckin' place
Where they got my car and my keys
And my, mm sh*t that I keep in my car like
Mm, beats
F*ckin' that bitch so don't please (What the f*ck?)
Go back to me, say
"Homie, you got my f*ckin' car keys"
Or some sh*t that I already said on the last bar (You got my f*cking car keys)
F*ckin' my asars
Ass hurts (What the f*ck are you talking about?)
You're a f*ckin' asshole (Give me my f*cking car keys back)
My bars (What the f*ck?)
Oom bow, da boo-dah
Bah-dah
Oom ow
Ah, ooh-ah ooh-ah
Ooh ow, a ooh mow
Ooma ooma
Ah, ooh-ah ooh-ah (What the f*ck are you talking about?)
Give me my f*cking car keys back
Why the f*ck are you all over the floor sprawled and sh*t
You're not even f*cking drunk, Cal, what the f*ck?
Oh my God
This f- this Natural Light
Might bes-, b- this
This might be the best thing I've ever tasted
Holy sh*t, this is so good