Maybe Tonight
Standing alone in my little pink dress
And my make-up is running looking like a mess
This party's a bust so I'm gonna head out
I hobble to the door 'cause I've got gout
It's six o'clock now time for bed
The nurse drops in to check if I'm dead
Being in a nursing home sucks ass
Maybe tonight I will finally pass
Lying here I start to think
Getting old is kinda cruel
Doctors always collecting samples of my stool
Poking and prodding for a blood test
That's the reason I can't get any rest
I got invited to a party last night
Maybe I'll go and bring my friend Dwight
In the morn' I'll get a perm for my hair
I dig through my closet for what I might wear
Standing alone in my little pink dress
And my make-up is running looking like a mess
This party's a bust so I'm gonna head out
I hobble to the door 'cause I've got gout
It's six o'clock now time for bed
The nurse drops in to check if I'm dead
Being in a nursing home sucks ass
Maybe tonight I will finally pass
I shit my britches again what's a gal to do
It gets worse I was standing by the fondue
I thought my diaper might catch it all
But boy, I'll tell ya I was wrong
It's everywhere even in my clitoris
I gotta go get cleaned up so here's the chorus
Standing alone in my little pink dress
And my make-up is running looking like a mess
This party's a bust so I'm gonna head out
I hobble to the door 'cause I've got gout
It's six o'clock now time for bed
The nurse drops in to check if I'm dead
Being in a nursing home sucks ass
Maybe tonight I will finally pass
And my make-up is running looking like a mess
This party's a bust so I'm gonna head out
I hobble to the door 'cause I've got gout
It's six o'clock now time for bed
The nurse drops in to check if I'm dead
Being in a nursing home sucks ass
Maybe tonight I will finally pass
Lying here I start to think
Getting old is kinda cruel
Doctors always collecting samples of my stool
Poking and prodding for a blood test
That's the reason I can't get any rest
I got invited to a party last night
Maybe I'll go and bring my friend Dwight
In the morn' I'll get a perm for my hair
I dig through my closet for what I might wear
Standing alone in my little pink dress
And my make-up is running looking like a mess
This party's a bust so I'm gonna head out
I hobble to the door 'cause I've got gout
It's six o'clock now time for bed
The nurse drops in to check if I'm dead
Being in a nursing home sucks ass
Maybe tonight I will finally pass
I shit my britches again what's a gal to do
It gets worse I was standing by the fondue
I thought my diaper might catch it all
But boy, I'll tell ya I was wrong
It's everywhere even in my clitoris
I gotta go get cleaned up so here's the chorus
Standing alone in my little pink dress
And my make-up is running looking like a mess
This party's a bust so I'm gonna head out
I hobble to the door 'cause I've got gout
It's six o'clock now time for bed
The nurse drops in to check if I'm dead
Being in a nursing home sucks ass
Maybe tonight I will finally pass
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Writer(s): Rylee Foster
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