Crafting Chaos
Friday the 13th, what could go wrong?
For crafters like us, the list is long
Yarn and hooks, beware the day
Crafting chaos is coming our way!
Knot in my yarn, hook's gone astray
Center pull disaster, nothing's okay
Mice in my stash, dye lots don't play
Friday the 13th—a terrible day!
Spider in my yarn, almost lost my mind
Friday the 13th, no luck to find
Yarn barf everywhere, it's a tangled mess
Different dye lots, I'm feelin' the stress
Knot in my yarn, hook's gone astray
Center pull disaster, nothing's okay
Mice in my stash, dye lots don't play
Friday the 13th—a terrible day!
Knitting compliments, but crochet's my game!
Today's gonna be doomed; it's always the same
Temu's got deals for three bucks, so cheap
But my work's worth more, a treasure to keep
Knot in my yarn, hook's gone astray
Center pull disaster, nothing's okay
Mice in my stash, dye lots don't play
Friday the 13th—a terrible day!
Searching the sofa for missing gear
Found crumbs and lint, but the hook's not here!
My favorite hook just broke, the others are bent
Friday the 13th, when will this end?
Knot in my yarn, hook's gone astray
Center pull disaster, nothing's okay
Mice in my stash, dye lots don't play
Friday the 13th—a terrible day!
Frogged the whole piece, yarn's in a knot, (ugh)
Shoulder's on fire but I won't stop. (won't stop)
Blisters on fingers, yarn keeps breakin', (ugh)
The crafter's curse got me shakin' (oh no, the curse is real)!
Friday the 13th, a crafter's fear
Need more yarn, but I'm stuck right here
Lost at yarn chicken, two stitches to go
Out of yarn, outta luck—it's time to lay low (lay low)
Crochet's my life, but not today
I'll try my luck again, but not this Friday!
No not this Friday!
(Oh no, the curse is real!)
For crafters like us, the list is long
Yarn and hooks, beware the day
Crafting chaos is coming our way!
Knot in my yarn, hook's gone astray
Center pull disaster, nothing's okay
Mice in my stash, dye lots don't play
Friday the 13th—a terrible day!
Spider in my yarn, almost lost my mind
Friday the 13th, no luck to find
Yarn barf everywhere, it's a tangled mess
Different dye lots, I'm feelin' the stress
Knot in my yarn, hook's gone astray
Center pull disaster, nothing's okay
Mice in my stash, dye lots don't play
Friday the 13th—a terrible day!
Knitting compliments, but crochet's my game!
Today's gonna be doomed; it's always the same
Temu's got deals for three bucks, so cheap
But my work's worth more, a treasure to keep
Knot in my yarn, hook's gone astray
Center pull disaster, nothing's okay
Mice in my stash, dye lots don't play
Friday the 13th—a terrible day!
Searching the sofa for missing gear
Found crumbs and lint, but the hook's not here!
My favorite hook just broke, the others are bent
Friday the 13th, when will this end?
Knot in my yarn, hook's gone astray
Center pull disaster, nothing's okay
Mice in my stash, dye lots don't play
Friday the 13th—a terrible day!
Frogged the whole piece, yarn's in a knot, (ugh)
Shoulder's on fire but I won't stop. (won't stop)
Blisters on fingers, yarn keeps breakin', (ugh)
The crafter's curse got me shakin' (oh no, the curse is real)!
Friday the 13th, a crafter's fear
Need more yarn, but I'm stuck right here
Lost at yarn chicken, two stitches to go
Out of yarn, outta luck—it's time to lay low (lay low)
Crochet's my life, but not today
I'll try my luck again, but not this Friday!
No not this Friday!
(Oh no, the curse is real!)
Credits
Writer(s): Wilma Westenberg
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