A Nuclear Attack for Xmas (Alt Version)

The lights are up, the bells won't stop,
Fake-ass cheer in every shop.
The carolers sing, I clench my fists,
Another damn holiday I can't resist.

The traffic's hell, the mall's a war,
A sea of Santas I can't ignore.
If I hear "Jingle Bells" one more time,
I swear I'll commit a holiday crime.

A nuclear attack for Xmas, light up the sky,
Turn your sleigh rides to ashes, make the snowmen cry.
Your plastic trees and tacky cheer,
Let's blast this crap into next year.
Oh, a nuclear attack for Xmas, let the fallout rain,
It's the only way to end this holiday pain.

Your ugly sweaters, your candy canes,
Your perfect families drive me insane.
It's all a lie, a festive scam,
A capitalist cult wrapped in ham.

The kids are screaming, the lights won't blink,
I'm one more bauble away from the brink.
Rudolph's glowing, but so will I,
When I launch a missile into the sky.

A nuclear attack for Xmas, light up the sky,
Turn your sleigh rides to ashes, make the snowmen cry.
Your plastic trees and tacky cheer,
Let's blast this crap into next year.
Oh, a nuclear attack for Xmas, let the fallout rain,
It's the only way to end this holiday pain.

Santa's sleigh? A target, clear,
Let's give him a real reason to fear.
The elves are running, the reindeer fry,
Christmas melts as we wave goodbye.

The wreaths are burning, the eggnog's sour,
The mistletoe's toast in the final hour.
Silent night? More like mushroom cloud,
This holiday ends with a bang, not a vow.

The snow turns black, the bells distort,
This year, we're going nuclear sport.
Load the missiles, take the shot,
Erase this nightmare of tinsel rot.

Your carols are done, your lights burn low,
Your holly and ivy are the first to go.

The countdown starts, the tree will fall,
Goodbye to this fake-ass Christmas all.

A nuclear attack for Xmas, light up the sky,
Turn your sleigh rides to ashes, make the snowmen cry.
Your plastic trees and tacky cheer,
Let's blast this crap into next year.
Oh, a nuclear attack for Xmas, let the fallout rain,
It's the only way to end this holiday pain.

So deck the halls with radioactive snow,
This year, we're letting the missiles go.

A nuclear attack for Xmas, no more lies,
Finally, peace on earth when the holiday dies.



Credits
Writer(s): Xavi Hc
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