DILDO BAGGINS
I may be a Hobbit but that
Don't mean my dick's small
People say my shit's a myth
But I'll show them all
You thinkin that shit is big
Just wait for the balls
Dildo the size of a ship
Middle Earth shall
Type of shit that could defeat Smaug
Got it enchanted by Gandalf
Deep in the Shire they get off
Long and as wide as a broadsword
Brought down the fortress of Gondor
Shrouded in mystery and more
Baggins the name that can claim fame
Penis the size of a great dane
Nutted so hard it produced flame
They say I'm hung like a damn horse
Gets in the way when I play sports
Using my dick just to slay orcs
They used to call me Bilbo
But not anymore
Cause now my dick is long and
It's as wide as a sword
The biggest dick hobbit that you have ever seen
So when they're screaming dildo
You know that's me
I'm Dildo Baggins bitch
That's right I'm Dildo Baggins bitch
They call me the hung hobbit
It's Dildo Baggins
Don't mean my dick's small
People say my shit's a myth
But I'll show them all
You thinkin that shit is big
Just wait for the balls
Dildo the size of a ship
Middle Earth shall
Type of shit that could defeat Smaug
Got it enchanted by Gandalf
Deep in the Shire they get off
Long and as wide as a broadsword
Brought down the fortress of Gondor
Shrouded in mystery and more
Baggins the name that can claim fame
Penis the size of a great dane
Nutted so hard it produced flame
They say I'm hung like a damn horse
Gets in the way when I play sports
Using my dick just to slay orcs
They used to call me Bilbo
But not anymore
Cause now my dick is long and
It's as wide as a sword
The biggest dick hobbit that you have ever seen
So when they're screaming dildo
You know that's me
I'm Dildo Baggins bitch
That's right I'm Dildo Baggins bitch
They call me the hung hobbit
It's Dildo Baggins
Credits
Writer(s): Jacob Cross
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