Dropjaw

Yes, it's me;
Dropjaw.
Oooooh
Oh hi there, I haven't really gotten dressed yet,
but I will, so, look over there.
Oh look away, oh, or that way.
Or that way.
No? Okay. Well,
Son, I take pleasure in capturing media
But I refuse to film in the bath.
I have a hunch that I might be
bi-polar or whatever and I love cartoons.
Um, and I spit the rhymes, yo
That's truth.
So if you want me to spit, I just might.
Dropjaw.
But um
Well
I was just saying that.
I'd love if you look off me while I put on me clothes
What, is that not cool or something?
Hey, I'm too much man
For you.
Just let me have my shirt
Just making a movie
But, I've meant to leave everything on
Weird, and den 'twas like
So darn hot out
Look, man, I couldn't help it
They say I love my kitty
But not like that, man!
No, that way!
Check it out:
One time I hit a deer when I was out
Driving, hit him on the head
And me, me car,
Me car totaled.
And uh, I love my car.
I got up, mm, brush them off.
I'm, uh, uh.
Didn't ruin my day,
Can't ruin my day,
Like Jesus say.
But yeah, no problem.
Yeah, but the poor deer, yeah.
Everywhere was blood,
Yeah, little Bambi's mom was eating some ratatouille
Man, my god.
Ugh.
Got some Skittles™ for you, dread,
Come have some candy.
And um,
Break me off a piece of that
Kit-kat™ bar.
Yes
Dum dum do do do do don dang
Boo ah ba ba ba bo ba
That's you, boooooooo
Right? Yes.
*spitting sounds*
Yep.