Intro

[DJ Fernando:]
"Hello. I am Fernando Martinez.
People always say to me:
'Fernando, when I want to kill myself or cry into my pillow or my wife has just left me for my sister, I don't have no music to play; assuming I am not near a radio and can't listen to you on the radio. Because, Fernando, you are a genius and it is the only station I ever listen to.'

One day, while watching adult TV, I say to myself, 'Fernando, you are a genius!'
People are crying out for a soundtrack to listen to.
To give them an optimistic slant on the tough times in life.
You see, love is like a roller coaster. You pay a lot of money to be tossed around and before you know it the ride is over and you are covered in vomit.
And... if you are less than 4 foot 6, they don't even let you get on!

You see, music says things that words cannot.
When you break up with your girlfriend or your boyfriend, or both, or you get fired for embezzling, you need music.
Music to stare out the window, or stand in the rain, or drive on the freeway in a convertible with the top down in a snow storm.
So, if you are feeling a little bit down, let Fernando take you on a journey."

[Voice Over:]
[Whatever "cruising" means to you, here's music to cruise to.Emotion.]