The Telephone Hour

Hi, Nancy!
Hi, Ursla!
What's the story, morning glory? What's tale, nightingale?
Did you hear about Hugo and Kim!
Hi, Margie!
Hi, Alice!
What's the story, morning glory? What's the word, humming bird?
Have you heard about Hugo and Kim?
Did they really get pinned?
Did she kiss him and cry?
Did he pin the pin on?
Or was he too shy?
Well, I heard they got pinned
(Yeah! Yeah!)
I was hopin' they would!
(Uh-Huh!)
Now they're livin' at last,
(He's gone)
Goin' steady for good!
Hello, Mister Henkel, this is Harvey Johnson
Can I talk to Penelope Ann?
Is it true about Kim?
(Penelope)
I just knew it somehow
(About the prom...)
I must call her right up!
(Saturday?)
I can't talk to you now!
Goin' steady, you know it man
Goin' steady, it's crazy, man!
Goin' steady, you know it,
It won't last!
Not at all!
He's too thin!
She's too tall!
Hello, Missus Miller, this is Harvey Johnson,
Can I speak to Debra Sue?
Hiya Hugo
Are ya stupid?
Whatcha' wanna go get pinned for?
(You don't know how to live)
Oh you mean it
(You'd get pinned if you could)
Lost your marbles
(Kim and I are in love)
Are you naughty
(going steady for)
Hello, Mrs Garfein, is Charity home from school yet?
Did they really get pinned?
Goin' steady?
(She's on him)
I was hoping they would, going steady
(She does him)
Now they're livin' at last, goin' steady
(He nailed him)
Going steady for good!
If you gotta go, that's the way to go
When they got you hooked
Then you're really cooked
Whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do?
Well, I heard they got pinned!
(Oh man)
I was thinking they would!
(Oh man)
Now they're livin' at last
(Ohhhhh man)
Goin' steady for good
Goin' steady
Goin' steady
Goin' steady
Steady for good
Goin' steady
Goin' steady
Goin' steady
Steady for good
He's in love with Kim, Kim's in love with him
Goin' steady
(Well oh well), Goin' steady
Goin' steady!
(oh oh oh)
Well, well, oh oh oh
(Repeat chorus in parts)