Floyd the Barber

Bell on door clangs, come on in
Floyd observes my hairy chin
Sit down, chair, don't be afraid
Steamed hot towel on my face

I was shaved
I was shaved
I was shaved

Barney ties me to the chair
I can't see, I'm really scared
Floyd breathes hard, I hear a zip
Pee-pee pressed against my lips

I was shamed
I was shamed
I was shamed

I sense others in the room
Opie, Aunt Bee, I presume
They take turns and cut me up
I die smothered in Aunt Bee's muff

I was shamed
I was ashamed
I was shamed



Credits
Writer(s): Kurt Cobain
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