It Can't Be True

Everything Charlotte says is a lie
It's a lie! It's a lie! It's a lie!
Everything Charlotte says is a lie
You better not believe her!
Cause she said she saw
Kendra and Evan at the mall, standing face to face
Laughing and talking and holding hands
Slurping all the way to first base!
But everything Charlotte says is a lie
You better not believe her!
No way, Kendra and Evan? But what about Brett?
I know, it's crazy! But really really really don't say anything.
Of course not, I won't say a word!
*Ring Ring*
Yello? Cassie? Charlotte? Yo!
Everything Charlotte says is a lie
Everything Mollie says is a
Lie, it's a lie, it's a lie!
Everything Charlotte says is a lie
Everything Mollie says is a lie
You better not believe her!
Cause I just heard that
She said she saw
Kendra and Evan on their bikes, having a little race.
Mollie saw Kendra at the park, letting Evan get to second base!
But everything Charlotte says is a lie
You better not believe her!
Holy Macaroni no it can't be true!
No you can't repeat a single word I'm telling you
And Oh! Can you imagine what Brett would do
If he heard that kind of a rumour.
Everything Cassie says is a lie
Everything Mollie says is a lie
Everything Charlotte says
It's a lie, it's a lie, it's a lie!
Making up stories I don't know why
You better not believe her!
So don't say nothing
She just told me
She said she saw
Kendra and Evan at the game and they vanished without a trace!
Cause she saw Kendra under the bleachers letting Evan get to third base!
Holy Macaroni no it can't be true
There's an awful lot of trouble they can get in to
And Oh! Can you imagine what Brett would do
If he heard that kind of a rumour.
Everything Kendra says is a lie
It's a lie, it's a lie, it's a lie.
Doing the tongue with some other guy
You better believe it!
Cause
He said, She saw, she said, he saw, he said she saw!
Kendra and Evan, Kendra and Evan, Kendra and Evan!
at the movies, at the zoo
And I just saw them, right now!