Big Blonde and Beautiful

Yeah, well, well, oh, yeah-yeah

Bring on that pecan pie
Pour some sugar on it, sugar, don't be shy
Scoop me up a mess of that chocolate swirl
Don't be stingy, I'm a growing girl

I offer big love with no apology
How can I deny the world the most of me?
I am not afraid to throw my weight around
Pound by pound by pound

Because I'm big, blonde, and beautiful
Face the fact that's simply inrafutable
No-one wants a meal that only offers the least
When girl we're servin' up the whole damn feast

Slice me off a piece of that hog head cheese
Then take a look inside my book of recipes
Now, don't you sniff around for something fluffy and light
We need a man who brings a man-size appetite

I'll use a pinch of sugar and a dash of spice
I'll let ya lick the spoon because it tastes so nice
We'll keep it in the oven 'til it's good and hot
Keep on stirring 'til it hits the spot

Because I'm big, blonde, and beautiful
There is nothin 'bout us that's unsuitable
Why sit in the bleachers, timid and afraid?
When Edna, you look like the whole parade!

They say that white has might and thin is in
Well that's just bull' 'cause ladies, big is back
And as for black, it's beautiful!
All shapes and sizes follow me
Who wants a twig when you can climb the whole tree?

Yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Oh yeah (ow)
Groovy, baby, groovy!



Credits
Writer(s): Marc Shaiman, Scott Michael Wittman
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