Big Balls

I'm upper, upper class high society
god's gift to ballroom notoriety
and i always fill my ballroom
the event is never small
all the social papers say i've got the biggest balls of all
i've got big balls
i've got big balls
and they're such big balls
dirty big balls
and he's got big balls,
and she's got big balls,
but we've got the biggest balls of them all!
And my balls are always bouncing
my ballroom always full
and everybody comes and comes again
if your name is on the guest list
no one can take you higher
everybody says i've got great balls of fire!
Some balls are held for charity
and some for fancy dress
but when they're held for pleasure,
they're the balls that i like best.
and my balls are always bouncing,
to the left and to the right.
it's my belief that my big balls should be held every night.
And i'm just itching to tell you about them
oh, we have such wonderful fun
seafood cocktail
crabs
crayfish