Let's Get This Terrible Party Started

Once every hundred thousand years
The most epic party in the universe will be thrown
By Ninja Sex Party, as it was foretold in the scrolls
So take that pudding,
Pour it on your chest and let it melt down to your genitals
It's go time

Oh shit! Congrats, your ass just got invited
To the party of your life are you motherfuckin' excited?
It's a Ninja Sex Party Party so you know it's the shit
I hope you like fun 'cause we're havin' it
LET'S GET THIS FUCKIN' PARTY STARTED!

OH GOD! It's all goin' down!
FUCK YEAH! Your life was bullshit until right now
WOO-HOO! Go ahead and let your pants hit the floor!
Your destiny awaits behind that door! HERE WE GO!

Hey guys. You playing Dungeons and Dragons or...

ALL RIGHT! This party's off to a bit of a slow start
But soon it's gonna melt your brain and bitch slap your heart
Check out this leaf collecting album that I made back in autumn
Don't get me started on balloons
You want 'em? We fuckin' got 'em!

And when the music starts to drop, the vibe's gonna change
We got the country themed bar mitzvah band Shalom on the Range
The hot girls are showing up I am so sorry you waited
But now they're finally inflated
SO WE CAN GET THIS FUCKIN' PARTY STARTED!

DEAR GOD! The night is on fire!
THIS SHIT! Would make a Hobbit say "to hell with the Shire"
HOORAY! Are you worthy? That's a definite maybe!
It's like "Amazing" and "Awesome" fucked and had a "Party" baby
DANCE BREAK!

I... I said dance everybody
Why is that guy naked?
Alright this party sucks
Ninja Brian, explode this building with your mind



Credits
Writer(s): Leigh Daniel Avidan, Brian Wecht
Lyrics powered by www.musixmatch.com

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