Sweet Transvestite

How do you do, I
See you've met my
Faithful handyman
He's just a
Little brought down because
When you knocked
He thought you were the candyman

Don't get strung out
By the way I look
Don't judge a book by its cover
I'm not much of a man by the light of day
But by night, I'm one hell of a lover

I'm just a sweet transvestite
From Transsexual, Transylvania

Let me
Show you around, maybe
Play you a sound
You look like you're both
Pretty groovy
Or if you want something visual
That's not too abysmal
We can take in an old
Steve Reeves movie

I'm glad we caught you at home
Could we use your phone?
We're both in a bit of a hurry
Right

We'll just say where we are
Then go back to the car
We don't want to be any worry

Well, you got
Caught with a flat, well
How about that?
Well, babies
Don't you panic

By the light of the night
It will all seem alright
I'll get you a satanic
Mechanic

I'm just a sweet transvestite
From Transsexual, Transylvania

Why don't you
Stay for the night? (Night)
Or maybe a bite (bite)

I can show you my favourite
Obsession
I've been making a man
With blond hair and a tan
And he's good for relieving my
Tension

I'm just a sweet transvestite
From Transsexual, Transylvania

Hey, hey
I'm just a sweet transvestite
(Sweet Transvestite)
From Transsexual, Transylvania
(Transylvania)

So
Come up to the Lab
And see what's on the slab
I see you shiver with anticipation
But maybe the rain
Is really to blame
So I'll remove the cause
But not
The symptom