Mario Bros. vs Wright Bros.

We're the Wright brothers
and there can't be no other
we don't wanna cause trouble
are you looking for your lover?
cause your princess is in our castle now
yeah she's gone
we stayed up all night
playing Donkey Kong
before us
people only used fly in balloons
you think we're scared
of two idiots addicted to shrooms
you shoulda would coulda
come to lose an extra life
so just dudda dudda dudda
back down in your pipe.

Itsa me Mario
and Luigi motha 00000
why don't you's get back in your biplane
and make out with each other
look as this two
their lives must have been horrible
two dorky dudes
named Wilbur and Orville
you spent all your time in one machine?
sheesh
if you wanted to fly
you shoulda just eaten this leaf
you should eat somthing anyway
look at you so skinny!
you might fly like a hawk
but you fight like a kitty.

We don't need to fight
we're the fathers of flight
representing North Carolina
aiiiiight
we'll be pressing all your buttons
like we're the controller
conquer every level of your 2D scroller
you talk a lot of trash
but let me tell you something
we're gonna beat you so fast
it's like we're holding down the B button.

We're severing up an 8-bit fist
made to order
that'll knock you off the back
of your own stupid quarters
like POW
how you like me now?
spit flames out our mouths
like our name was Bowser
you'll get pammeled
you'll wishyou never stumbled
out your little wind tunnel
we've be dropping Ba-boms
since we started this song
sorry Wright brothers
this time you chose wrong.