Bar Fight

I pulled up to the spot, jumping
System in my Trans Am, thumping
Mucho dinero in my pocket fool
Chica's with that booty, cool
My homeboys rolling shotgun
People starring like they want some
Front door we like superstars
Catch a mami running from the bar

Then her man starts testing me
She's practically undressing me
Tongue kissed me in the mouth, pulled my body real tight
Then she whispered in my ear. It's time for a bar fight

Stand up
Say what
You want to do this?
Oh we gonna do this
Fist in the air
Glass everywhere
Bartenders uptight
It's time for a bar fight

What you gonna say, nothing
What you been doing, bluffing
Guess it's going to come to fists
Cause your ego can't handle this

Yo, I put em in a headlock
Dropped em with a molly whop
Bust em in the nuts
Then he did the body rock
Spilled my drink it's time to pimp slap
Full nelson bitch yeah we do it like that!

Your girls talking game
She don't love you the same man
What I'm trying to say is that she's leaving with me
And oh we go to do this
He going to feel my fist, talking wild and getting pissed
I took one swing and missed with my right
Smashed my bottle on the table it's time for a bar fight

Stand up
Say what
You want to do this?
Oh we gonna do this
Fist in the air
Glass everywhere
Bartenders uptight
It's time for a bar fight

Fist of iron, buns of steel
I like the way your girl's boobies feel
With that butt I want to Alabama Slammer
Uh oh uh oh, here come the hammer
Chairs are flying hell's busting lose
Feeling like Patrick Swayze at the Double Deuce
Headfirst like a Slip and Slide
Dot your eye, it's a hell of a ride
I threw a kung fu chop, sucker just dropped
Suplexed a cop, stopped to pop-rock
Fuzz bust in I drop out of sight
Say meet me out back, I just won the bar fight

Stand up
Say what
You want to do this?
Oh we gonna do this
Fist in the air
Glass everywhere
Bartenders uptight
It's time for a bar fight