Meet El Presidente (Live At the Beacon Theater)

Yeah, aha ah
Yeah, aha ah (yeah!)
One more time, please
Yeah, aha ah (yeah!)
Miss November Tuesday
Bend your rubber rules
Take your time but don't take
Off your high heeled shoes

She's in demand at dinner time (she's in demand)
She's on the factory wall (better go the factory wall)
And when the gentlemen retire (and when retire)
Guess, who's in control?

She blew your money
On taking a cruise
If that isn't funny
Well, watch out teacher

Ooh, ooh, when the chamber's empty
She said, "Ooh, ooh, meet El Presidente"

Dressed in flimsy clothing
Use your lipstick line
To color fear and loathing
With a pink disguise

You've never refused
When she lies back
To put a stripe on the Union
And a star in the Jack

She's on the case at dinner time (at dinner time)
She's on the evening news (see her on the evening news)
And if you dare step out of line (step out of line)
You're going to be abused

You may not like it
You may not be scared
But hell has no fury
Like a young girl's ego

Ooh, ooh, when the chamber's empty
She said, "Ooh, ooh, I'm going a meeting El Presidente"

You might adopt an attitude (attitude)
Look on the moral side (looking on the moral side)
'Cause a police is after you (after more)
Tell me, where's the best place to hide?

For this production
They gave her a gun
Ain't no director
So watch out actors

Ooh, ooh, when the chamber's empty
She said, "Ooh, ooh, meet El Presidente"

Ooh, ooh, when the chamber's empty
She said, "Ooh, ooh, meet El Presidente"
She said, "Yeah, yeah"
When the chamber's empty
She said, "Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah"
She said, "Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah"

She said, "Nowhere to hide, yeah, baby where will I go?"