Trapped In the Closet (Chapter 6 of 12)

CHAPTER 1)

Seven oclock in the morning
And the rays from the sun wakes me
Im stretchin and yawnin
In a bed that dont belong to me
And a voice yells, Good morning, darlin,
from the bathroom
Then she comes out and kisses me
And to my surprise, she aint you

Now Ive got this dumb look on my face
Like, what have I done?
How could I be so stupid to be have laid
here til the morning sun?
Lost the track of time
Oh, what was on my mind?
From the club, went to her home
Didnt plan to stay that long

Here I am, quickly tryin to put on my clothes
Searching for my car keys
Tryin to get on up out the door
Then she streched her hands in front of it
Said, You cant go this way
Looked at her, like she was crazy
Said, Woman move out my way
Said, I got a wife at home
She said, Please dont go out there
Lady, Ive got to get home
She said, her husband was comin up the stairs

Shh, shh, quiet
Hurry up and get in the closet
She said, Dont you make a sound
Or some shit is going down
I said, Why dont I just go out the window?
Yes, except for one thing, we on the 5th floor
Shit think, shit think, shit quick, put me in the closet
And now Im in this darkest closet, tryin to figure out
Just how Im gonna get my crazy ass up out this house

Then he walks in and yells, Im home
She says, Honey, Im in the room
Walks in there with a smile on his face
Sayin, Honey, Ive been missin you
She hops all over him
And says, Ive cooked and ran your bath water
Im tellin you now, this girls so good that she deserves an Oscar

throws her in the bed
And start to snatchin her clothes off
Im in the closet, like man, what the fuck is going on?
Youre not gonna believe it
But things get deeper as the story goes on
Next thing you know, a call comes through on my cell phone
I tried my best to quickly put it on vibrate
But from the way he act, I could tell it was too late
He hopped up and said, Theres a mystery going on
And Im gonna solve it
And Im like, God please, dont let this man open this closet

He walks in the bathroom
And looks behind the door
She says, Baby, come back to bed
He says, Bitch say no more
He pulls back the shower curtain
While shes biting her nails
Then he walks back to the room
Right now, Im sweating like hell
Checks under the bed
Then under the dresser
He looks at the closet
I pull out my Baretta
He walks up to the closet
He goes up to the closet
Now hes at the closet
Damn hes opening the closet

(CHAPTER 2)

Well...
Now hes staring at me like
As if he was starin in a mirror
She yells honey let me explain
He says you dont have to go no further
I can clearly see whats goin on
Behind my back, in my bed, in my home
Then I said wait a minute now hold on
I said mister we can work this out
She said honey dont lose control
Tried to get him to calm down
He said hoe I shouldve known
That you would go and do some bogus shit up in my house
But the Christian in me gave you the benefit of the doubt
I said we need to resolve this
Then he stepped to me, Im like whoa
Theres a reason Im in this closet
He says, yeah like what, are you talkin clothes
I met this girl at the Plagis club
And she told me she didnt have a man
Then he said man please,
Id kill you if you didnt have that gun in ya hand
And I said but yo chick chose me
He said dont give me that mack shit please
His phone goes off and then things get a little more interesting
He steps a little closer
I point my gun and says Im not the one you after
He says son I bet you didnt know my man
Did she tell you that I was a pastor
I said well good thats betta right
Why cant we handle this Christian- like
And I started to put the gun down
Til I saw his face still had that frown
She started cryin, sayin baby Im sorry
Then he said baby not as sorry as youre gonna be
I started inchin out
He says no I want you to see this
Said I gotta get out this house
He said not til I reveal my secret
Im like what is goin on inside his head
Then he takes his phone and calls somebody up and says
Hello, Baby, turn the car around
Listen I just need for you to get right back here now (Click)
He looks at me and says well since were all comin out the closet
Im not about to be the only one thats broken hearted
She said what do you mean
And he said just wait and see
I said somebody betta talk to me
And then his phone rings
He picks up and somebody says sweetheart Im downstairs
And hes like Ill buzz you up
Im on the fifth floor, hurry take the stairs
And Im like who is this mystery lady that youre talking to
He says in time you both will know the shockin truth
Baby this is something I been wanting to get off my chest for a long, long time
Then I said nigga Imma shoot you both if you dont say whats on ya mind
He said wait I hear somebody comin up the stairs
And Im lookin at the door
He says I think you betta sit down in the chair
I says Im gonna count to four
1, he says mister wait
2, she says please dont shoot
3, he says dont shoot me
4, she screams
Then a knock at the door, the guns in my hands
He opens the door, I'can't believe it it's a man

(CHAPTER 3)

Well, here we are the four of us,
in total shock me and her,
I close my mouth, and swollow spit,
as I'm thinking to myself this is some deep shit,
then I said so your gonna tell me he's the one
you've been talking to,
he says yes, I says no, he says yes, I says no,
he says it's the truth,
I yell "all of ya'll asses crazy,
let me up out this door", cause this is way
more than I bargoned for,
and then she says wait,
I'm sure we can all fix this, then I said i'm late,
Cuz I ain't got a damn thing to do with this...

Then she said wouldn't you like to know
just how it all begin,
then I thought to myself and said quick you got 3 minutes,
then it got real quite,
I said somebody start talkin, then she said
And then she said "My God Ruphus, I got just one question,
HOW COULD YOU DO SOMETHING LIKE THIS I"M SO HURT?!?!"
he looked at her and said bitch please you got
yo nerve, with all yo club hoppin'
lying sayin' you was shoppin',
and now here you are in
our home, and you calling
me wrong, she said ok you busted me,
and that much I agree,
you caught me cheating,
but this is a little extreme,
he said you are my wife,
sleeping behind my back,
and now I come home and you got him in the closet,
how extreme is that?...

She says but she's a he,
then he says please you can't judge me,
she says Ruphus this is crazy,
and I said stop aguing,
I did not stay here to hear yall chew
each other out, so get to the point,
or I swear I'm out, excuse me please,
but I think I can explain what's going in
here, my name is Chuck, and I've been
knowin' Ruphus for bout a year,
at midnight creeping around with him it's been a living hell,
sneaking in and out of hotels,
I said brother spare me
the details, then Ruphus said Chuck please,
don't say nothin' else, then she screams Ruphus
you son of a bitch,
and he says Cathy go to hell,
I said I thought you name was Mary,
that's what you said at the party,
man this is getting scary,
I'm gonna shoot somebody...

Then Ruphus starts yellin' and screaming
saying Cathy this is all yo fault,
she throws a pillow at him
and says you was creepin' too the only difference
is you didn't get caught,
Chuck screams out we're in love
Cathy says love my ass
Ruphus say they gettin' married
then I shoot one in the air,
then I say not another one of
you sons of bitches say a word,
cause all of this shit I'm going through
is unheard, grab my celluar,
sayin' this is so wrong,
call up my home,
and a man picks up the phone...

(CHAPTER 4)

Now I'm dashin home
Doin 85
Swervin lane to lane
Wit fire in my eyes
I got a million thoughts
goin through my mind
I'm thinkin about what imma do and who
I'm gonna do it to when I get home
How could I have been so blind
And then I look in my rear view
I cannot believe this
(Whoo whoo whoo)
Damn, here comes a police man
He drove right up on me and flashed his light
Then I pulled over without thinkin twice
He hopped out the car and walked over to me
And said license and registration please
I looked up at him and said
Officer, is there somethin wrong
He said no, except for you was doin 60 in a 40 mile zone
Then I said officer
Let me explain please
Ya see the truth of the matter is
Is that I got an emergency
He said no excuses
And no exceptions
He flicks his cigarette and then gives me the ticket
Said have a nice day and walked away
I said yeah right and drove away
Then I turned my radio on
And did 55 all the way home
I pulled up in the driveway
Hopped out and slammed the car door
Then go around the back
Bust up in the house pull back the shower door and she screamin
Whats all that for
Then I'm like woman I called this house
And a man picked up my phone
Then she said calm down
Did you forget
My brother Twan came home
Oh...
And thats all I could say was oh
Wit a stupid look on my face
Said I forgot he came home today
And she said thats okay
Because honey I understand
She said you dont have to explain
Then I took her by the hand
I kissed her and then we went to the room
Then I turned some music on
Apologized one more time
Then went down and start gettin it on
And she started bitin her lip
Grabbing me and makin noise
Now we makin love and she's my ear whisperin
It's all yours
I said I love you
And she said I love ya, too
Then a tear fell up out my eye
Then I called her my sunshine
And then she looked at me
And said baby go deeper please
And thats when I start goin crazy
Like I was tryin to give her a baby
The room feel like its spinnin
We keep turnin and turnin
As if we were in a whirlwind
The way our toes are curlin
The next thing ya know, she starts goin real wild
And screamin my name
Then I said baby, we must slow down
Before I bust a vessel in my brain
And she said please no dont stop
And I said I caught a cramp
And she said please keep on goin
I said my leg is about to crack
Then she cries out
Oh my goodness, I'm about to climax
And I said cool
Climax
Just let go of my leg
She says you're the perfect lover
I said I cant go no futher
Then I flip back the cover
Oh my God, a rubber...

(CHAPTER 5)

And now, I'm like
Well, well, well
What the fuck is this
A condom in my bed
Ya better start talkin, bitch
'Fore I take a match and
Burn this muthafucka down
I said you better start talkin
And start talkin right god damn now
Then she said baby
I'm so speechless
Then I said my baby
You gone be breathless
If ya dont start talkin quick
Woman, I'm gone have a fit
You dont know what ya fuckin wit
Girl ya better cut the bullshit
Now its obvious somebody has been all up in my home
In my bed, and plus I smell cigarettes
Now and sniffin and lookin around
Suspicious like someone's here
Then I looked in her eyes and in her eyes
There was so much fear
Pull out my gun said is he still here
She shook her head and said no
I'm checkin behind every door
She cried out he left right after you called
I said what the fuck was you thinking
You thought that I wouldnt find this out
Then I said you must be crazy or on crack
to have somebody off up in my muthafuckin house
She hopped up and said thats enough
She said I cant take no more
And then she said you made your point
But now its time to even the score
She said I know all about last night
And where you went when you left the club
Said thats right, nigga I was there
Wit this guy in the back of the club
I said I thought you was wit yo girls
She said I thought you was wit yo guys
She said you was at that bitches house
And dont even try to act suprised
Said bab, she said shut up
Dont you say a word
It aint nothin you can say
That I aint already heard
Then I said woman, dont you try to turn it all around
Cause the fact still remains that someone else was in my house
Then she said you're right about that
Somethin did go down, but I dont have to turn it around
Cause what goes around comes back around
I'm movin a little closer to her
She's trippin over the furniture
She said wait first, just let me explain
I said no need to, just give me his name
And then she said uh... uh
I say uh what
She said please sit down in a chair
And I say no, I'm standin up
And she cries out I'm so scared to tell you
because of what ya might do
And I screamed look girl you better
give me this man's name and I'm not playin wit you
She says okay, wipes her nose and asks me about a girl named Tina
I thought to myself, said it sound familiar
I said I probably know her if I seen her
Then I say anyway girl, what the hell does
that got to do with this man
She said he know my girl Roxanne
I said who the hell is Roxanne
Then she says Roxanne's a friend of mine
who know with this guy named Chuck
Chuck's cool wit this guy name Rufus
And I'm sittin here like what the fuck
Then she says Rufus wife, Cathy
We both went to high school
Sheduced me to
The policeman that stopped you