I Shall Scream

Mr. Bumble
I shall scream

No, you wouldn't, hey ho
If I wanted something special
Then you couldn't say no
Did I nearly catch you smiling?
Yes I did, and it's beguiling
If your hand is close, I'll press it
Yes, you like it
Come confess it
Yes, you do
(No I don't)
Yes, you do

I shall scream
I shall scream!
Till they hasten to my rescue
I shall scream

Since there's nobody that's near us
Who can see us or can hear us
If I ask you can I kiss you
Say, what will my pretty miss do?
(I shall scream, scream, scream!)

If I pinch you one pinch
From your shy protective shell
Can I un-inch you one inch?
Will my blithesome buxom beauty
Let her suitor do his duty?
Though his lap ain't very large, dear
Sit upon it
There's no charge, dear
Will you sit?
(No I shan't)
Will you sit?

I shall scream
I shall scream
For the safety of my virtue
I shall scream
Though your knee is rather cozy
See, my cheeks are getting rosy
You would have me in your power
If I sat here for an hour
(I shall scream, scream, scream!)

You're a naughty, bad man
If you think I can't be proper
Prim and haughty, I can
And you'll pardon if I mention
You must state your true intention

Is there not another room here? (No)
If there were a bride and groom here
Would there be?
(Well, there might)
We shall see

I shall scream
I shall scream
At the thought of what you're thinking
I shall scream

You will wonder where that scream went
When we come to an agreement
As my lovey dovey's chubby
Could she love a chubby hubby?

I shall scream, Mr. Bumble
I shall scream, Bumble-Wumble
I shall scream, scream -
What now?
Scream!