Hood Connection

And now, for America's number one show: The Hood Connection
With your host: Rob Ethan!

Hood connect, it's strictly about the sex
It's the hood connect, we give what the bitch will take
The hood connect, it's strictly about the sex
It's just the hood connect, da da duh-duh-duh dadadada

Well, hello, and welcome to the hood connection
Today's contestant happens to be torn between three women
That's his wife, his bitch, and his girl (boo!)
Ha ha ha, I can't wait to see how this one pans out
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And we're back on the hood connection
When we left, our contestant had a choice between his wife
His bitch
His girl
Or you can take them all for the win with the spin of that wheel
What's it gonna be?
I think I'm gonna go for the spin, Rob, I think I'm gonna go for the spin
He's gonna go the spin!
Ok here we go, I gotta spin this motherfucker
Ah!



Credits
Writer(s): Aaron D. "tech N9ne" Yates, Aaron Yates, Samuel Watson
Lyrics powered by www.musixmatch.com

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