Average Wank Fam

Hip hop, suck my cock, average wank fam WHAT WHAT WHAT
Hip hop, suck my cock, average wank fam WHAT WHAT WHAT

Cock slot, sloshpot average wank
I shat my pants at the taxi rank
(?)
Shagged your rancid nan with a shandy can

Fuck man, having it in Amsterdam
With a fat bag of chang and a handy cam

That's the plan, Wam Bam thank you man
You get backhand slapped with a ratchet ham, like Blam!

All up in your face with my pork,
Cuz' Im eggman holding down the door with a walrus, Lawless

(?), bruv you don't wanna test cuz' your mates might see
Your face get penetrated with HIV
Cuz' I be bogman all up in your face like BEEF

You ain't baked like me, my cock taste like cheese
So microwave my pie and bake my beans

Hip hop, suck my cock, average wank fam WHAT WHAT WHAT
Hip hop, suck my cock, average wank fam WHAT WHAT WHAT

Slap the oppressor getting rugged on a rough tip
Ride in to battle on the belly of a fuckpig,
Juicin' my puss just to spread it on my crumpet
One tit, two tit, pigs 'nuff tits

Sixteen and a thick piss stream,
Man Ill sip Jim Bean as my fit bitch cleans
Fuck big tits I'm shit tits (?)
with a map full of pins where my skinny dicks been

All city blud, all pretty sluts listen up
SMB's all sick as fuck, balls drippin' blood
(????) bit of rough with a bad crowd
Little miss piss giving love to the smack trout

So back down! I'm macked out with a fat clown
Blacked out looking smacked out with my pants down
I had a wank at my nan's house
I better get back in my tank now

(?)man the gangsta
Spaceman the wanker
Wasteman came in (?) stanza
Salary man with a crate full of champers
Rapeman'll shag ya
Safeman'll thank you

Sergeant shit, he ain't changing his pampers
Dropped turds in the fast lane in a tractor

Wankman'll wank on a plate full of pasta
Wankman'll wank on an eighth of your ganja
Wankman'll wank on a plane to Alaska
Wankman'll wank on your face if he has to

Pissman, Pusman, Pigman, Fuckman
P'liceman, bogman, Slogman, Nuffman
Bigmans, Buffmans, Milkman, Postman, Snowmans
(?), now you know man

Pissman, Pusman, Pigman, Fuckman
P'liceman, Bogman, Slogman, Nuffman
Bigmans, Buffmans, Milkman, Postman, Snowmans
(?), now you know man

Hip hop, suck my cock, average wank fam WHAT WHAT WHAT
Hip hop, suck my cock, average wank fam WHAT WHAT WHAT

What, what?! Fucking what?!



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Writer(s): James Oliver John Walton, Luke Freedman
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