I'm Only Thinking of Him

Imagine, now, the family our
Brave knight left behind.
Imagine their shock
As news of the masters madness
Reaches them!
They hurry to the neighborhood church...
I'm only thinking of him,
I'm only thinking of him,
Whatever I may do or say,
I'm only thinking of him.
In my body it's well known,
There is not one selfish bone.
I'm only thinking and worrying about him.
I've been told he's chasing dragons,
And I fear it may be true.
If my groom should hear about it,
Heaven knows what he will do?
Oh I dearly love my uncle,
But for what he's done to me,
I would like to take and lock him up
And throw away the key.
But if I do,
But if I do,
There is one thing that I swear will still be true...
I'm only thinking of him,
(I know, I know my dear)
I'm only thinking of him,
(of course you are my dear)
I'm only thinking and worrying about him.
(I understand)
I'm only thinking of him,
I'm only thinking of him,
Whatever I may do or say,
I'm only thinking of him.
In the very heart of me
There is Christian charity.
I'm only thinking and worrying about him.
Oh I think he's been too lonely
Living years without a spouse.
So when he returns I fear
I may have trouble in the house.
Well they say he seeks a lady
Whom his own true love shall be,
God forbid that in his madness
He should ever think it's me!
If he should try...
I'll surely die...
And I will grimly guard my honor
As I cry!
I'm only thinking of him,
(I know, I know my dear)
I'm only thinking of him,
(of course you are my dear)
I'm only thinking and worrying about him.
(I understand)
Woah!
Woah!
They're only thinking of him,
They're only thinking of him,
How saintly is their plaintive plea,
They're only thinking of him.
What a comfort to be sure,
That their motives are so pure...
As they go on thinking and worrying about him!