Black Ops II Rap

I'm sick of cold wars (why?)
They got me so bored
You keep this up
I'll bring the battle
To your front door
You tryin' to run
You're all out of breath
You check out a corner to rest
You're already dead
The best weapon that you can get
Is the one in your head
So let's test that on the field
And see who's the best
You can talk all you want
But that won't keep you alive
'Cause in the game we call war
You gotta swallow your pride
Whether who kills who
Is just a roll of the dice
"Yes, Reznov is back"
'Cause the dude never dies (nope)
You're running like a treehugger
Who hates to fight
But it's too late to escape
Claymores ignite
Don't even try to hide
'Cause you'll still be in plain sight
My target finder's on
So say goodnight
Then I'll be takin' your souls
With my predator drones
Call 'em hunter killers
And I'll have 'em chasing ya home
"Lay low" bolt action rifle
Straight to the dome
And it's the future so
We got some robots takin' control
Treyarch, the sniping's tight
You got that right
And if I'm feeling old school
I'll use the iron sight
Horseback riding fights
Call of Duty Knights
I'm a stealth demon
Leavin' you with sleepless nights
()
C-O-D, You and me
Have a history
But my mom and dad
Are hatin' what you did to me
Black Ops 2
Can they ever top you?
Goodbye, everybody
Now the future's where I'm off to
Call of Duty is truly the best game
And people in my clan
They'll say the same thing, 'cause,
Modern Warfare, you are in the past
Here in 2025, I'm still kicking ass
You've got a guardian?
I've got a toothpick
Let's have a faceoff
I'd be surprised if you win
I got a killstreak,
And it's getting long and steady
You try to break my flow
I'll have you Bouncin' Betty
Rockin' active camo,
Rambo couldn't get me
Layin' C4 down
Watch where you step, please
Modern Horsefare?
DAMN, what a wonderful game
I'm cliffjumpin' in a wingsuit
Like I was Bruce Wayne
Forth Eorungas!
I'm leadin' my pack
Attackin' the enemy cats
Wherever they're at
And if you're wondering
I've got attachments up the ass
'Cause even playin' Campaign
I can make my own class
Call of Duty is
Like the sweetest game
I stay up all night
Gamers have no shame
Grab a Coke because Pepsi's lame
Skullkruncher signed on
Haters know my name
C-O-D, You and me
Have a history
But my mom and dad
Are hatin' what you did to me
Black Ops 2
Can they ever top you?
Goodbye, everybody
Now the future's where I'm off to
Call of Duty is truly the best game
And people in my clan
They'll say the same thing, 'cause,
Modern Warfare, you are in the past
Here in 2025, I'm still kicking ass
And now, a brief message
From the President of the United States of America
Folks, don't turn a Blind Eye
To the Cold-Blooded Ghosts
And if you ride the Hardline¨
You'll be rakin' the dough
Toughness doesn't make you a Juggernaut
But you'll be close
Lightweights, find a Flak Jacket
You'll need it the most
When I heard of this game
I was insanely stoked
Modern Warfare 3
You've been overthrown
I've only got one question
For my friends at Treyarch
Why does the Warthog sound like a fart?
Yeah it does
But that don't matter at all
Because you're all gonna snap
Under the pressure I put on you
The future is black
They won't even know what happened
It's Classified
You picked a fight with the wrong kind of mastermind
C-O-D, You and me
Have a history
But my mom and dad
Are hatin' what you did to me
Black Ops 2
Can they ever top you?
Goodbye, everybody
Now the future's where I'm off to
Call of Duty is truly the best game
And people in my clan
They'll say the same thing, 'cause,
Modern Warfare, you are in the past
Here in 2025, I'm still kicking ass