There's a Hole in My Bucket

Henry!
Henry!
Er, yes Liza
Can you fetch me some water please?
Well, er, there's a problem because, um

There's a hole in my bucket
Dear Liza, dear Liza
There's a hole in my bucket
Dear Liza, a hole

Then mend it dear Henry
Dear Henry, dear Henry
Then mend it dear Henry
Dear Henry, mend it

With what shall I mend it
Dear Liza, dear Liza?
With what shall I mend it
Dear Liza, with what?

With straw dear Henry
Dear Henry, dear Henry
With straw dear Henry
Dear Henry, with straw

But the straw is too long
Dear Liza, dear Liza
But the straw is too long
Dear Liza, it's too long

Then cut it dear Henry
Dear Henry, dear Henry
Then cut it dear Henry
Dear Henry, cut it

With what shall I cut it
Dear Liza, dear Liza?
With what shall I cut it
Dear Liza, with what?

With scissors dear Henry
Dear Henry, dear Henry
With scissors dear Henry
Dear Henry, with scissors

But the scissors are blunt
Dear Liza, dear Liza
But the scissors, well they're blunt
Dear Liza, they're blunt

Well, make 'em sharper dear Henry
Dear Henry, dear Henry
Well, make them sharper dear Henry
I mean, just sharpen them!

With what shall I sharpen them
Dear Liza, dear Liza?
Well, with what shall sharpen them
Dear Liza, with what?

A stone dear Henry
Dear Henry, dear Henry
With a stone dear Henry
Dear Henry, a stone

Yeah, but, the stone is too dry
Dear Liza, dear Liza
Look, the stone is too dry
Dear Liza, too dry

Then wet it dear Henry
Dear Henry, dear Henry
Then wet it, dear Henry
I mean really, just, just wet it!

With what shall I wet it
Dear Liza, dear Liza?
With what shall I wet it
Dear Liza, I mean, with what?

With water dear Henry
Dear Henry, dear Henry
With water dear Henry
Huh, water!

But there's a hole in my bucket
Dear Liza, dear Liza!
There's a hole, I mean look at it, it's huge
I can see right through it!

Oh, oh, I'm exhausted
Oh, never mind
Well, I, I, I can use the spare bucket Eliza
Oh, well that's, wh-what, the spare one?
You've had a spare one all the time?
Well yeah!
Come back her you, I'll pour this bucket of water right over you
Henry!