Volvo Driving Soccer Mom

You know i used to be a bad girl,
i got busy in the bathroom at my high school prom.
yeah, i used to be a dancer at the local strip club,
but now i know my right wing from my wrong.

yeah-yeah, i really used to be a bad girl,
i had a threesome with my sister and her boyfriend tom.
i know i used to be a real wild child,
but now i am a volvo-driving soccer mom.

nana-nana, volvo-driving soccer mom, nana-nana nana-nana.

I really used to be a bad girl,
i got busted for possession of my wizard-shaped bong.
i used to love to do the things they'd tell me not to do,
but now i'm different, now i sing a new song.

i really used to be a bad girl,
i got gang-banged in the bathroom at my high school prom.
yes, i used to be a real wild child,
but now i am a volvo-driving soccer mom.

Nana-nana nana-nana, volvo-driving soccer mom,
nana-nana nana-nana, volvo-driving soccer mom.

nana-nana nana-nana, volvo-driving soccer mom,
nana-nana nana-nana, volvo-driving soccer mom.
Woah-woah, where do all the porn stars go when the lights go down?

i wonder where all the porn stars go,
coz when you need one, they are never around.
i think they moved out to the suburbs,
and now they're blonde, bland, middle-class republican wives.

they've got blonde, bland, middle-class republican children,
and blonde, bland, middle-class republican lives.
where do all the porn stars go when the lights go down?
i think i know where all the porn stars go?
they all become volvo-driving soccer moms.
Nana-nana nana-nana, volvo-driving soccer mom,
nana-nana nana-nana, volvo-driving soccer mom.
nana-nana nana-nana, volvo-driving soccer mom,
nana-nana nana-nana, volvo-driving soccer mom.