When It's Night-Time In Italy It's Wednesday Over Here

When it's nighttime in Italy, it's Wednesday over here

Oh, the onions in Sicily make people cry in California
How high is up? I'd like to know
How low is down and when will we have snow?
If you talk to an Eskimo his breath will freeze your ears

When it's nighttime in Italy, it's Wednesday over here

When it's nighttime in Italy, it's Wednesday over here

When it's wash-day in Picardy they're eating ice-cream cones in Georgia
16 and four makes 31
Take eight from five and your day's work is done
There are people who hesitate but corned beef make them cheer

When it's nighttime in Italy, it's Wednesday over here

When it's nighttime in Italy, it's Wednesday over here

When it's Christmas in Albany they're catching fish in Scandinavia
That's right, you're wrong, you're wrong, that's right
Though the days are long it's always cool at night
If you can't play a piccolo, the holidays are near

When it's nighttime in Italy, it's Wednesday over here

When it's nighttime in Italy, it's Wednesday over here

When they're dancing in Omaha the girls don't wear no tights in Jersey
My brother Lou likes oysters too
Magazines are read but China cup is blue
Should you order some ham 'n eggs

By the time that they appear
It'll be nighttime in Italy and Wednesday over here



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Writer(s): Lew Brown, Sam Cardon, James Kendis
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