I Get Tuna

Humans measure there wealth by how much money they have
But us cats, we measure success by Tuna
I I I get Tuna check me out
I am Mr. tuna man, I get tuna by the can
When I hear can opener I ju-just go crazy man
Watch me do tuna dance, I sh-sh-sh-shake my pants
Stack my tuna so high, it's higher than a ceiling fan
Really man, if you can, stack that tuna higher than
Sky scrapper, jaw breaker, no my tuna's softer than
Cashmere, listen here, mr. mr. looky here
I can smell a tuna can a thousand miles away in France and
When I hear that click, click, I just go crazy man
Drink up all the tuna juice and then get more crazy than
Scratch all up your leg and then I jump around the house and dance
This is my my my my my my tu-tu-tu-tu tuna dance
Tuna is delicious, tuna is nutritious
From what I understand, it comes from the fishes
From the sea, to the can, making me happy man
This is for my kitties that are struggling in Japan
Tuna, Tuna, Tuna, Tuna
I get tuna, I get Tuna
Tuna, Tuna, Tuna, Tuna
I-I-I want tuna, feed me now
This is my MTV cribs mr. looky here
I stack my tuna all around round everywhere
On the couch, on the table
In the bathroom, dinning table
If I was a horsey I would stack it in my little stable
No I don't have a stable, and I just cut my cable
Don't watch it anyway, I just eat and eat and eat
The only I time I get some sleep is when I just can not eat
But I got more tuna than a farmer ever had tomatoes
Hide it the sock drawer, hide by the front door
Hide it in the closet, got a key I lock it
Even by the tv set cables there's a tuna can
Hey man, don't you touch my tuna, eh, eh!
Got some over by the lamp
Stack my tuna like a champ
Get more tuna than the average Kit-Kitty Cat
Tell me what you think of that, such a hungry kitty cat
Is that tuna that I smell, give it to me now!
Hey N2,
Hello Kona
Kona: Mind if I have some of your tuna
Yes I do, it's all mine, you can't have any We'll just see about that
Yes I am a tuna stealer, it's because I'm Siamese
I'm sure that you mind if I just take a little bite of it
Oh it smells so good I might just take another bite of it
namnamnamnamnam, Sorry it's gone
Yes I am Kona, now your forewarned
Lesson in life never leave it alone
Never leave your tuna unattended cuz I'll
eat and eat and eat and eat and eat and eat
Kona don't you ever touch my tuna
Never get get near it, your stomach's is so mu-much bigger than your brain is
Apparently I st st stutter when I get get angry
And you don't ever want to ever see me really just get angry
Sorry I just had a moment now I am so calmed down
Get away from my tuna, long arm of the law now
Spit that tuna from your mouth or you will get a smack down
Fine, I put it down
Good I'm calm now

You sing the lyrics, c'mon
I get
Tuna, Tuna
Come on Sing it, yeah!

This one is so awesome
I love tuna
Oh, there's nothing more in the world I love
Except catnip, I should do a song about catnip
Oh next time



Credits
Writer(s): Clayton Thorogood
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