Wasted

Happy Hour
Is here at last
Time to indulge
In a liquid repast

Have the barkeep
pour me a drink
Cause tonight
I'm gonna forget how to think

Give me some more
(Dirty Pints)
Crash to the floor
(Whisky shots)
Oh, good God
(What is that?!)
I think I'm gonna be

My beer goggles
(Booze, booze, booze)
Are sewn on too tight
(Drink, drink, drink)
I can't see right
(Vom, vom, vom)
Wasted! Wasted!

This drunken haze
(Booze, booze, booze)
Is becoming a maze
(drink, drink, drink)
My eyes are glazed
(Vom, vom, vom)
Wasted! Wasted!

I'll tell you
When I had enough
I'll drink beer
From your Mum's muff

Yeah, I went there
I'll say it again
Have I ever told you
You're my best friend

Okay, I see
I've gone too far
Be a good time
To jump in the car

Where are my keys?
Where is my scotch?
Why is there vomit
all over my crotch?



Credits
Writer(s): Ian Fraser
Lyrics powered by www.musixmatch.com

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