Redstone: A Minecraft Parody

Hi, Im a redstoner,
And I aprove this message.

Ive got the redstone in me,
Everytime I mine that block,
It turns into dust.
Everybody knows,
I got the redstone in me.
And when I have that dust,
The powers in hands.
Now everybody,
Wants some precious...
Redstone, redstone, restone. x3
Aaaaahhhhhoooooooo
Ive got the redstone in me.

These things that I have built,
Will blow your mind (mind)
Pick a block, any block,
I'll show you how we do.
I'll need a repeater,
And a torch, over there.
Now come on down to the block,
Stand right here,
And hit that button.
I'll have you teleportin',
Have your lights flickerin',
Im a gonna try to power the trap,
So they get stuck.
We take some tutorials,
And cavemen are like
Im confused, whats goin' on.
Build one, build all,
And see the pistons go.
Prepare to be surrounded with silverfish,
You know Im trollin'.
Never breifed a house.
So call me,
Mister Redstone Man.
I'll build that stuff just fine.

Ive got the redstone in me,
Everytime I mine that block,
It turns into dust.
Everybody knows,
I got the redstone in me.
And when I have that dust,
The powers in hands.
Now everybody,
Wants some precious...
Redstone, redstone, restone. x3
Aaaaahhhhhoooooooo
Ive got the redstone in me.

We'll take a ride, into my cart.
And youll see why its redstone I use.
Stay on the tracks,
So I ditch so creepers when I got gold.
I hit the End, go insane,
Then I jump into that cave.
See when I mine redstone,
I get it like pid-a-dow-dow.
See, I distroy you with my super magic powers.