Ebeneezer Sneezer

Ebeneezer, don't forget your shoes.
Ebeneezer, don't forget your socks.
Since it's cold and wet,
Please don't forget
The sand is soggy in the old sandbox.

You may need mitts on your hands,
A hat on your head
If you're going out to run or skate
'Cause it only takes a minute to dress yourself.
Oh oh, Ebeneezer, too late!

Uh... eh... uh...
Uz... Ee... uh... eh...
Uh... Uz... Ah...
Aah... AAH... AAAH...
AAAAAH-CHOO!

Now Ebeneezer can't go outside.
Sniffs and sneezes keep him up at night.
His nose is red.
He stays in bed.
He even lost his appetite.
He didn't put mitts on his hands,
A hat on his head.
It's no fun when you have to wait. (I know!)
But it only takes a minute to dress yourself.
Oh oh, Ebeneezer, too late.

Chatter... Shiver... Chatter...
Shiver... Chatter... Shiver...
Chatter... Shiver... Chatter...
AAH... AAH... AAAH...
YAAAAA-CHOO!

It's a sunny day,
Not a cloud in the sky.
Your friends are waiting at the door.
Deedle dyedle doodle-ee yay,
Go out and play
'Cause that's what sunny days are for.
You don't need mitts on your hands,
A hat on your head.
Your cold is over and you're feeling great.
But take your time,
Remember, just dress up right.
And no more "Ebeneezer, too late."

Ah... Ah... Ahhhhh.