Sunset Boulevard (Live at Gruene Hall)

Y'all the rumor of my homosexuality has been greatly exaggerated

Well, I wish I had my picture on the rolling stone today
And I wish that the enquirer spread a rumor that I was gay
I wish I had some buddies, some movie stars and such
'Cause I probably wouldn't worry, about the two of us as much

And I'd spend all my money on caviar and cocaine
And I would not remember how you broke my heart today
Can I hear a little bit of something green?

You know I, I wish I had a supermodel, so skinny and so wild
And a waitress in Las Vegas, Nevada, she says
She says she's carrying my child
I'd drive down Sunset Boulevard, my hair blowin' in the wind
And I'd stop at fancy restaurants, and they'd finally let me in

But I'd spend all my money on caviar and cocaine
And I would not remember how you broke my heart today

Y'all say hi to Mr Kim going over here on the keyboard

Yeah, I wish I had my picture, with the Rolling Stones today
And I wish the weekly world news, would spread a rumor that I was gay
You know, I wish I knew an intern, someone like Monica Lewinsky
'Cause you know if she goes down on President Clinton
I guess she'd go down on me, what do you think?

But I'd spend all my money on caviar and rogaine
And I would not remember how you broke my heart today

Yeah
How you doing, so far, yo?
Be loud, be proud, we're in Texas men, have fun