Food Dog

Wanna open up your eyes and see
Wanna get a bigger piece of me
You're really not sure how it's gonna be
Well take a hot bath in the policy
I'm gonna tell ya, man, the mums the word
'Cause you all are tellin' lies so absurd
It's much bigger than you've probably heard
It's just another prophecy

I started out in my mama's womb
And everyday I'm closer to my tomb
And once they get you out of the panic room
They line you up around the block for the boom boom boom
At a frequency no one hears
She was the biggest I'd seen in years
She was the food dog
She was the food dog
Come on, she was the food dog
(Food dog)
Food dog
(Food dog)
Barking like a harpy at the poppy tree
She was the food dog
(Food dog)
Food dog
(Food dog)
Barking down at you and barking up at me

Hanging around with a Manwich
Looking like a holiday in United States
Flying on a broom through the night like a common witch
Food dog you're just another bitch

Some people bite, others chomp
Some are tossed into a dirty swamp
But everybody here gonna feel my boot stomp
My floppy floppy boot stomp, boot stomp floppy
When I'm suckin' on the sap of your tree
I need to know what's in it for me
I know everything here is where it's supposed to be
But I'm starting to get a little hungry

I need some food dog
(Food dog)
Food dog
(Food dog)
With a whole lot of flavor and a savory smell
I need some food dog
(Food dog)
Food dog
(Food dog)
Baking in an oven that's hot as hell

Hot hot sales flying off of the shelves
Bringing back the words fresh and on the stage
Try as you might, things'll never be the way they were
Food dog you're just a mangy cur

She's a leaning tower without a lean
Her home cookin' gonna turn you green
(Food)
She got deep deep pockets
(Food)
The deepest I've seen
(Food)
And she's licking her bones clean
And there's a million ways to get her wet
She was the wettest dog that I ever met
Was she a curser or a penthouse pet
Your best bet is hedging your bet

She was the food dog
(Food dog)
Food dog
(Food dog)
Cooking in her own sauce
You know she was the food dog
(Food dog)
Food dog
(Food dog)
Showing all the other dogs whose boss

Sucking on the most nutritious treat
Running around coming into heat
Trying all the finest cuisines all over the world
Food dog you're such a good girl