Let's Go to the Pub

I feel like there's something that I forgot to do
My girlfriend's acting pissed at me
But that ain't nothing new
Could it be her birthday or your anniversary?
Beats the hell outta me!

(Let's go to the pub!)
Things just might get crazy
'Cause that's just what we do (hey!)
Tomorrow might be hazy
But we always pull through
We do this every weekend
We can never get enough!
Let's go to the pub! (pub!)
Let's go to the pub! (pub!)

Gary and I will keep it real
And have some Miller Lites
Eric will pound some Jäger shots
And also Miller Lites!
Chris will bring his brand new darts
No one will give a shit!
(I won a championship!)

(Let's go to the pub!)
Things just might get crazy
'Cause that's just what we do (hey!)
Tomorrow might be hazy
But we always pull through
We know the chick behind the bar
And she always hooks us up
Let's go to the pub! (pub!)
Let's go to the pub! (pub!)

It's been a long week
(Let's go to the pub!)
My car broke down
(Let's go to the pub!)
My boss is a dick
(Let's go to the pub!)
And we ain't leaving till closing time
I stepped on a nail
(Let's go to the pub!)
I dropped my phone
(Let's go to the pub!)
My boss is still a dick
(Let's go to the pub!)

(Umm, I actually had a pretty good day)
(Well, then we should flippin' celebrate, you know?)

(Let's go to the pub!)
Things just might get crazy
'Cause that's just what we do (hey!)
Tomorrow might be hazy
Tonight we're Mötley Crüe
Fire up the karaoke
"Too young to fall in love"
And then after karaoke
Never mind, we'll all be drunk

Let's go to the pub! (pub!)
Let's go to the pub! (pub!)
Let's go to the pub!