You're Never Fully Dressed Without a Smile

Bert Healy:
Well, I see by the old clock on the wall, another of our Thursday-Night-Get-Togethers has gone by faster than you can say, Oxydent.

Ronnie Boylan:
O-

Bonnie Boylan:
X-

Ronnie Boylan:
Y-

Bonnie Boylan:
D-

Connie Boylan:
E-

ALL THREE BOYLANS:
T!

Bert Healy:
The toothpaste of the stars

To make your teeth Hollywood bright.

So, for all the Hours of Smiles family, Ronnie, Bonnie, and Connie. The lovely Boylan sisters. Fred McCracken...

And Wacky...

And Jimmy Johnson, radio's only masked announcer.

This is Bert Healy saying. Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha.

(HEALY)
HEY HOBO MAN, HEY DAPPER DAN,
YOU'VE BOTH GOT YOUR STYLE.
BUT BROTHER,
YOU'RE NEVER FULLY DRESSED WITHOUT A SMILE!
(thank you)
YOU'RE CLOTHES MAY BE
BEAU BRUMMELLY,
THEY STAND OUT A MILE - BUT BROTHER
YOU'RE NEVER FULLY DRESSED WITHOUT A SMILE!

WHO CARES WHAT THEY'RE WEARING
ON MAIN STREET OR SAVILLE ROW
ITS WHAT YOU WEAR FROM EAR TO EAR
AND NOT FROM HEAD TO TOE
THAT MATTERS.

Healy: Boylan Sister:
So, Senator So
So, Janitor So
So LONG FRO A WHILE. SO, SO
REMEMBER,
YOU'RE NEVER FULLY DRESSED
WITHOUT A SMILE -

Boylan Sisters:
READY OR NOT, HERE HE GOES.
LISTEN TO BERT
TAP HIS SMILING TOES!

Ah, the lovely Boylan Sisters.

Boylan Sisters:
DOO DOODLE-OO DOO
DOO DOODLE-OO DOO
DOO DOO DOO DOO
DOO DOO DOO DOO

YOU'RE CLOTHES MAY BE
BEAU BRUMMELLY,
THEY STAND OUT A MILE-
BUT BROTHER,
YOU'RE NEVER FULLY DRESSED
YOU'RE NEVER DRESSED,
WITHOUT AN.

Connie Boylan:
S-

Bonnie Boylan:
M-

Ronnie Boylan:
I-

Connie Boylan:
L-

ALL THREE:
E- SMILE, DARN YA,