The Mad Hatter

Well, hello there, it's me, with how it's gonna be
Settle down and listen up good
The old Hatter is gone, but the hat must go on
Worn by me, is that understood?
So shut up and toe the line
While I redefine how this all will be mine
I have a dream
That's got a full head of steam

What is true, what is not, can both change in a shot
People, me, I couldn't care less
'Cause in two seconds flat livin' under my hat
Is the strategy for success
I will look the other way when you wanna play
Something more than croquet
You catch my drift, my little personal gift

I'm the Mad Hatter
Come and follow me, this is it
The Mad Hatter
All you gotta do is submit
And if you don't, my friend, well, then in the end
There'll be nothing left to defend
Know what I mean?
When you are facing the queen

Uppercase, double-spaced, everyone gets a taste
And a brand-new leather hat band (give me the hat)
But to participate, let me reiterate
You must first put me in command
I'm the wonder, understand?
Under wonderland, put the reigns in my hand
I'll do the rest
As soon as you've acquiesced!

I'm the Mad Hatter (Mad Hatter, Mad Hatter)
Offering a little bit more (so crazy)
The Mad Hatter (Mad Hatter, Mad Hatter)
Givin' you what you're looking for
I am your best worst-case for the choice you face
And the fastest rat in the race (look out)
It's me or the queen and her serene guillotine

There is nothing I won't do
There is nothing too taboo
I will lie (lie), I will cheat (cheat)
I will track you down and then hit delete tout suite
So sweetie, let me repeat

I'm the Mad Hatter (Mad Hatter, Mad Hatter)
Pledge allegiance while you still can (huh-huh-huh)
The Mad Hatter (Mad Hatter, Mad Hatter)
More than just a hat with a plan
I am where you belong, the right kind of wrong
And I'll still be going real strong

The bottom line
Is everything will be fine
As all the planets align
It's gonna be so divine
When all of this will be mine!