I Saw Your Mommy

Yesterday, as I went out the house
I saw a body lying down quiet as a mouse
Lying face down in the sewer
I got up closer, and realized that I knew her
All her organs coming from her insides
Slashed up skin, sliced up hide
Turned her over and saw the tire tracks on her head
That's when I realized she was dead

I saw your mommy, and your mommy's dead
I saw your mommy, and your mommy's dead

Twisted body, chopped off feet
Her body was minced meat
Bugs crawling on her arms
She's dead, can't do no harm
Gnarled up legs, broken and bent
Her last breath has been spent

I wonder
How much would I pay
To get your mom killed
In such a bloody way?

I saw your mommy, and your mommy's dead
I watched her as she bled
Chewed off toes on her chopped off feet
I took a picture 'cause I thought it looked neat
But the thing I liked seeing the best
Was the rodents using her hair as a nest

I saw your mommy, and your mommy's dead
I saw your mommy, and your mommy's dead

Twisted body, chopped off feet
Her whole body was minced meat
Bugs crawling on her arms
She's dead, can't do no harm
Gnarled up legs, broken and bent
Her last breath has been spent

I know
That your momma's not what you really miss
But make it look good at her funeral
And give her a little kiss

I saw your mommy, and your mommy's dead
I saw her lying in a pool of red
I think it's the greatest thing I'll ever see
Your dead mommy lying in front of me
I'll always remember her lying dead on the floor
I hope she dies twenty times more

I saw your mommy and your mommy's dead
I saw your mommy and your mommy's dead

Twisted body, chopped off feet
Her body was minced meat
Bugs crawling on her arms
She's dead, can't do no harm
Gnarled up legs, broken and bent
Her last breath has been spent

I wonder
How much would I pay
To get your mom killed
In such a bloody way? Ah!