El Urgencia

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa

Six-pack in hand, stage dive to the pit
Hustle the ladies, got gorilla tactics
I'm creeping through the show and I'm scanning for hoes
Girl's got a bag of sniffles, wanna do the no-no?
Get back to the bus, it's the end of the night
Yeah, back to the bus and get outta my life
'Cause I got people to see, hoes as freaky as me
I roll into the after-party with my boy Charles P.
Picked up a few friends, now I'm dipping with bitches
Slapped the bitch to my right, I said: "Click it or ticket"
Girl feeling my ride, now she's getting suspicious
This a brand new Miata as I'm hitting them switches
I ride behind Charlie as he's popping a wheelie
I finally made it to the party, now he's copping a feely
See Da Kurlzz out front doing tricks on his Heelies
Now I'm finna get down, yelling, "Somebody, beer me"

Whoa, so chug this beer with me
Whoa, get drunk with Charlie Scene
Whoa, sense this urgency
Whoa, 'cause I ain't tryna get drunk alone
Whoa, so smoke this joint with me
Whoa, get high off Funny's weed
Whoa, sense this urgency
Whoa, 'cause I ain't tryna get high alone

I rolled up to the party in my Honda
Funny followed me in his Mazda Miata
Damn, what a baller, top-down? What a primadonna
Those spinners that he brought are
Straight outta AutoZone for 30 dollars
Money? We have nada, let's go inside, I'll follow
They didn't let us in, so we hopped a
Wall, but I dropped ya, that's when I lost ya
I didn't try to call ya, I ran into a crowd of celebrities and papa-
-Razzi, and they shot up pictures of me and Dennis Hopper
Now I need a doctor, yo, Lil Jon, you're
Crunk juice and vodka, it's turning me into a monster
One more shot and I'm a gone-ah
But Charlie Scene, I saw'n ya stick your dick in the salsa
I don't want no drama, I'd rather have my anaconda
Deep-throated by piranhas

Whoa, so take these pills with me
Whoa, got them from J-D-O-G
Whoa, sense this urgency
Whoa, 'cause I don't wanna get high alone
Whoa, so take this ecstasy
Whoa, they must be J3T's
Whoa, sense this urgency
Whoa, 'cause I ain't tryna get down alone

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa

Hey, who's going to the rave tonight, huh?
Aye, we'll see Da Kurlzz there, he'll be rave-popping
Oh, odelay, fool
Now, who wants to get buzzing?

Whoa, so chug this beer with me
Whoa, get drunk with Charlie Scene
Whoa, sense this urgency
Whoa, 'cause I ain't tryna get drunk alone
Whoa, so smoke this joint with me
Whoa, get high off Funny's weed
Whoa, sense this urgency
Whoa, 'cause I ain't tryna get high alone

I got the fucking munchies, bitch
Hey, kick them down, fool
I'm paranoid as a motherfucker right now
I'm fucking horny now