La-Bibbida-Bibba-Dum (On Broadway)

We're on Broadway!

I once knew a kid, his tongue fell off in his sleep
La-bibbida-bibba-dum! (What?) La-bibbida-bibba-do!
The girl in my basement probably thinks I'm a creep (yeah, probably)
La-bibbida-bibba-dum! La-bibbida-bibba-do!

I've got, nine cases of antifungal ointment
That nobody can use, without an appointment, down in Woodbury!
(Woodbury, Woodbury, is that your little play town?)
Where it's very La-bibbida-bibba-dum! (La-Bibbida what?)
La-bibbida-bibba-dum, give me your bubble gum!
(What makes you think I have gum?)

Yeah, well I found out from Orlando, that biter was a handyman
(Woah, wait, you got a handyman that's a walker?)
Well to be honest, he breaks more things than he fixes
But he still has most of his face, so I trust him

Heads in aquariums, heads in aquariums
I love heads in aquariums, I don't find them scary
I'm fond of Bavarian cream, my dream of

La-bibbida-bibba-dummmmm! (La-bibbida-bibba-dummmmm!)
La-bibbida-bibba-doooooo! (La-bibbida-bibba-doooooo!)
La-bibbida-bibba-dummmmmm! Dum-dum, dum-dum-dummmmm!

Starfish command!
(Yeah, you know what, I'm not even gonna bother with that one)
Ricardo, if you have to ask you'll never know

My uncle was tall, but had these really short legs!
La-bibbida-bibba-dum! La-bibbida-bibba-do!
I wonder if poodles in Jamaica have dreads!?
La-bibbida-bibba-dum! La-bibbida-bibba-do!

This is a violet! (no it isn't)
Yeah, well it could be a flower
The other night, there was this movie it's all about gardens
Called Bloody Shrimp (you've got a problem)
Yeah, I just found out that we just missed Halloween

I always wanted a Wookie, but I found out they weren't real
Thanks for nothing, George Lucas
La-bibbida-bibba-dum! La-bibbida-bibba-do!
La-bibbida-bibba-dum! La-bibbida-bibba-do!
La-bibbida-bibba-dum! La-bibbida-bibba-do!

Cluck! Went the chicken!
And that's how they do it on Broadway



Credits
Writer(s): Bad Lip Reading
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