Chug-A-Lug Night

There was smoke on the water
A little fire in the sky
If i hear that song one more time
I'll stick a fork right in my eye!
Another round and a pickled egg
A truck pulled up with a hundred kegs
Just another Friday night
Fuck no, fuck no
Its chug-a-lug night

Here we go
Here we go
Chug-a-lug night
Kissin' girls you don't know

Here we go
Here we go
Beer's in my hair
And vomits on my toes

Here we go
Here we go
For no damn reason
I'm takin' off my clothes

Here we go
Here we go
I walked to the bar
But now I'm drivin'...

I still believe in anarchy
Pardon me sir I have to pee
Passed out greaser on the floor
A beer fart on his pompadour
"I'm quite happy, almost gay"
What the fuck did I just say!
Something new every night
Fuck no, fuck no
Its chug-a-lug night

Here we go
Here we go
Chug-a-lug night
Kissin' girls you don't know

Here we go
Here we go
Beer's in my hair
And vomits on my toes

Here we go
Here we go
For no damn reason
I'm takin' off my clothes

Here we go
Here we go
I walked to the bar
But now I'm drivin' home...

Here we go
Here we go
Chug-a-lug night
Kissin' girls you don't know

Here we go
Here we go
Beer's in my hair
And vomits on my toes

Here we go
Here we go
For no damn reason
I'm takin' off my clothes

Here we go
Here we go
I walked to the bar
But now I'm drivin' home...

Here we go
Here we go
Chug-a-lug night
Kissin' girls you don't know

Here we go
Here we go
Beer's in my hair
And vomits on my toes

Here we go
Here we go
For no damn reason
I'm takin' off my clothes

Here we go
Here we go
I walked to the bar
But now I'm drivin' home...
Here we go